π§ Mod Shop
Deck out your profile with mods and widgets. Toggle here, flex there.
Profile Mods
Retro 90s
Comic Sans headers, tiled vibes, marquee energy. Pure 1998.
Sign in to installSparkle Cursor
Trail of embers follows your mouse on your profile. JavaScript powered.
Sign in to installπ±οΈ Site Cursors
Your cursor effect follows you across the whole site (and the π§ Tor mirror) β pick one:
πΎ Demon Pet
Sign in to hatch your Onion Pet.
How it works
Your pet hatches as a humble π§
Onion Pet. Feed it π and play with it πΎ to build care β
at 20 care / 8 feeds it corrupts into a π Demon Pet, and at 60 care / 25 feeds it
ascends to πΉ Demon Lord. Hunger drains over ~12 hours and care rots 2 points per unfed day β
keep it fed or it wilts. Turn on the profile widget below so visitors can meet it.
Your pet costs the server literally one tiny database row. No cron, no background jobs β just math.
Profile Widgets
π§ Demon Pet
Your Onion Pet lives on your profile and evolves into a Demon. Care for it in the Mod Shop.
Sign inDashboard Plugins (site-wide)
Drop a PHP file into /plugins/ and register it with rvk_register_widget() β it shows up here and in Widgets.
Mods and widgets apply to your profile β combine them with custom CSS for maximum chaos.